little ones

Last updated : 31 March 2004 By Bad_shrek
Q)Why do Bristol City carry lighters round with them?
A)Because they lose all their matches!

Q)What do you do if you see a Bristol City fan walking towards you with a wound?
A)Stop laughing, reload and shoot again!

Q)How many Bristal City fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A)Doesn't matter theyll never see the light

Q)How do you kill a Bristol City supporter when he's drinking ?
A)Slam the toilet seat on his head!!!

Q)How many Bristol City supporters does it take to unscrew a lightbulb ?
A)Both of them