Ouch

A Bristol City fan died and went to heaven. On his arrival at the pearly gates he was met by St. Peter who explained that although they loved everyone they drew the line at city fans and he wasn't allowed to come in. "That's not fair!" said the city fan and continued to complain about his rejection. "Can't you make an exception" he went on. "Ok" said St. Peter "If you can prove to me you've done one act of bravery in your life I will let You in." "But I have" said the city fan. "When the City played Rovers at the Memorial Stadium I went on my own and I wore my City shirt my City hat my City scarf and I stood on the Clubhouse Terrace in the middle of the Gasheads and I sang "When the red red robin" and "drink up your cider" as loud as I could." St. Peter replied" that was very courageous, and when did you do this brave deed". The city fan looked at his watch and said "Oh it was about one minute ago!"