typical city

A man walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Bristol City shirt, bobble hat and scarf. The barman says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The man begs, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the barman relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. City attack from the kick off and their first goal attempt is cleared off the line for a corner. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five. The barman says, "Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a goal?" "I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."